I didn't go to church, church came to me

I took a smoke break from dinner at the Mongolian Grill. A mustached-guy came outside to join me and he seemed friendly enough. "Happy Easter", he said. I repeated the words back to him. Then he started to ask me questions about how I felt about the holiday and I replied, "I'm not particularly fond of it but it's a good excuse to get dinner with the family." For some reason this sort of angered him. He told me I should be thankful because Jesus Christ died for our sins. He went on for about a minute before I decided I'd had enough and cut my cigarette time short. I left him with a "Hope your Easter ends well."